Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. :D

... looks like I am going to need an upload some smilies LOL ... most obviously the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO smilie :)

:p Who asked you, anyways? haha

Where's that delete button??? :o

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!












I finally got it

:D

I knew someone would like it. :cool:

lol

:p Who asked you, anyways? haha
... I never wait to be asked :)

The thread is funnier than the joke ;)

Where's that delete button??? :o
... I haven't found it yet :(

The thread is funnier than the joke ;)
Almost "ANYTHING" is funnier than that joke :(

The thread is funnier than the joke ;)
Joke?? What joke?? Did i miss something?? :p

... I haven't found it yet :(Its right next to the pink car *runs and hides*

Joke?? What joke?? Did i miss something?? :p
... nope, you didn't miss anything as there certainly wasn't any joke in here ;)

Its right next to the pink car *runs and hides*
Don't start!! :eek:

:D me? me start something ;) no no never haha

... I guess I'll have to locate the BAN BUTTON prior to finding the DELETE BUTTON ;)

:eek: you wouldnt ban me now would ya? lol

:eek: you wouldnt ban me now would ya? lol
... never know *EVIL LAUGH*

Ahh alteast Shawn would save me then just to spite ya Kel ;)

Yeah, he probably would ... he is a WIMP :)

I think he is gonna argue with ya about that

I think he is gonna argue with ya about that
No doubt ;)

Ban Him!!!!!

I say keep me ban Tim :)

... maybe I should ban you both ;)

Maybe we should have Shawn ban you ;)

Maybe we should have Shawn ban you ;)
... he could, but then who'd take care of YOU GUYS?! Someone has to keep you fellas in line :)

lol we do very well on our own or Don could just watch us :)

Yeah right ... you WANT Don to take responsibility for you?

lol mass banning and killings :)

looks like we got a new post whoring thread in the joke section. i thought u guys were better then that (shakes head)

i'm on the FOURTH PAGE now and i STILL haven't seen anything that resembles a 'joke'...
....is THAT the 'joke'? the fact there really ISN'T ONE?

sorry, guess its way over my head.............i'll go back to sleep now.

HAHAHAH ... it is all in fun, no matter what :)

Again, straight & to the point. :rolleyes:

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. :D

Man I just had to check to see if Shawn was going to post jokes......bad pete.....bad pete.......silly boy.........slaps self........... :rolleyes:

Just one thing.............tick tick.......this member banned...........

Getting back to the subject to the thread... here is a joke..
Overworked! (PG)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and
too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real
reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to
do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2
million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million
to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just
two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes!

Here is another one:

Subject: FW: The Blonde and the Trucker


As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps
out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light
turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He
knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says..


"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK !!