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Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you had me attend."

NUMBER 3: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sounds coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) ". in Jesus' name, Amen

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I like #5 best.




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I think #2 would get me fired before sleeping at my desk would.

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I actually might try the whole -praying- thing.

I usually nod off in the backroom sitting down in a chair, no desk, but slumped forward.... Kind of like the poo-pushing position.

I could definitely say I was praying.
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I usually nod off in the backroom sitting down in a chair, no desk, but slumped forward.... Kind of like the poo-pushing position.
LMAO!

If that's not a keeper, i don't know what is!

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I could put an anger management enrolment form on my desk, which might hold back any unwanted responses.




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I love those power naps!

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