Sun burn treatment
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn - A guy fell
asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn,
specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin
already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor
prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a
sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition,
but it'll keep
the sheets off his legs.'
None, if I want a faster car I'll buy one.