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Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.... The apples at the
top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they
are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now, as for men.... Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with!

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Omg .... Hahahahahahaha

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Now that is a good one!

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