A man walks into his bedroom where he finds his wife packing her cloths. He asks, "Where in the hell do you think you are going"? The wife explains, "I heard that hookers get paid $400/day in Amsterdam, so i figured i would get paid for something that i do for you for free". A few hours pass and the wife walks in on her husband packing his cloths. She ask, "Where in the hell do you think you are going"? He replies, "I am moving to Amsterdam to see how you make it on $800/year"!!!!