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Tennessee Vols-In-Tears jokes:

Q: Why does the state of Alabama NOT fall into the Gulf of Mexico???

A: Because Tennessee SUCKS!!!



Q: What do you call a Volunteer in a suit?

A.: The Defendent



Q: A Volunteer offensive lineman and defensive lineman are both riding in a car, who is driving???

A: The Police




Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus?

A: An Alabama visitor



Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?

A: A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman

winner there




Q: What does a Tennessee graduate call an Alabama graduate:

A: Boss





Q: What do you call Volunteer with half a brain?

A: Gifted




Q: What do you get when you cross a Volunteer with an Auburn cheerleader?

A: Nothing, there are some things even a Volunteer won't do





yeah I pretty much hate tennessee
 

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I are frum Tennesee. An' I say GO VOWELS!

Q. What did the Alabama cheerleader say after she lost her virginity?
A. "Daddy, git off me- yer crushin' my cigarettes!"

Steve Spurrier once said when Florida was pretty much having their way with Tennessee, defeating them early in the season and sending them to a lower-tier bowl game, "Hey, I'm just saying, you can't spell Citrus without UT."

That was pretty funny even if SS is a horses ass and I'm a big fan and alum of UT.
 

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04 GTP, seems to me the vowels did more or less um... beat Alabama this year. :)
 
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